New Company Uniform Turns Heads

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CHICAGO, Illinois —April 1, 2012 — In a radical move unprecedented in the world of serious business, Forget Computers has chosen to eschew the company uniform in favor of something more unique.

Ben Greiner, President and Founder of Forget Computers was quoted as saying, “Not only are we taking the concept of a company uniform to eleven, we’re building an extension of our brand. This idea is so revolutionary, even Bart Crosby will try to copy us — but he won’t be able to because we’ve already filed an Intent to Patent.”

Russ Snediker added, “This is by far the best thing that's ever happened to me! It’s amazing. It's improved the way our team works together, and somehow, it's improved my confidence and my foosball game!”

Josh Billions stated, "I was skeptical at first, but the idea grew on me, then when my Facebook "Likes" skyrocketed, I was sold."

Starting today, everyone at Forget Computers will be required to sport a manly-mustache.

“Even Janelle is participating.” said Ben. “We do not discriminate! Forget Computers clients are joining us too. I mean, they have to because it’s mandatory for everyone we do business with. Our UPS delivery woman, Linda, isn’t thrilled, but she’ll get used to it.”

That may sound extreme to anyone who doesn’t get it, but it’s tremendously important to Ben and the Forget Computers team that they deliver a consistent service, in a consistent manner, with consistently bad-ass mustaches. Plus, a manly-mustache on every client makes it easier to identify their growing client base.

“There are so many people out there today with Apple devices,” quipped Christopher Cole, “that we had to come up with a way to identify them more easily. When I walk into a coffee shop I don’t want to wonder if every person taking up valuable seating space, glued to their MacBooks or iPads, is a customer of ours ... I want to know for sure.”

Forget Computers is committed and so are many of their clients. Erika Dufour is one of the first clients to participate. All clients have 30 days to comply.

“We ran the numbers,” reported Kris Youngsteadt, “and 30 days seemed to be enough time to grow the ‘stache.”

Forget Computers is a Team of Apple support specialists skilled in delivering Mac & iOS management & support to Chicago Creatives & IT Professionals worldwide. For more information, please contact our office at 312-602-5345 or

Russ | Christopher Shay | Paul | Christopher Cole | Janelle


Chad | Josh | Ben | Mike | Kris


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